Blog confessional #427: I LOVE Egg McMuffins. Love ’em! Recently my friend, Debbie, told me a wonderful thing. In fact, it’s so fantastic that I don’t know how it escaped my attention all these years and I’m totally excited to pass it on to you. Ready? Here it is: she told me that you can order your eggs “folded”. This is brilliant news because I don’t like the hard-yolk thing going on in the original. I was thrilled, but it sounded too good to be true.
So, this morning I finally tried it. And I was worried that they would laugh or be all What are You Talking About? Pushing fear aside, I bravely ordered “One Egg McMuffin, folded eggs…please?” And they didn’t say anything at all except “That will be $2.49 at the second window.” Sure enough, the eggs were totally scrambled and beautifully folded between layers of cheese and bacon and English muffin.
Brilliant idea, my friends. Brilliant.
Passing the egg love on to you,
Bo
P.S. I wonder what time it is in Mexico.
Dangit, I left you a comment but it didn’t save it, so here it is again:
One word: igoogle.
Because of igoogle, I know that it is currently 1:30pm in Mexico, 9:30pm in Uganda, it’s 75 degrees here, Obama has a big lead in New Jersey, and ignominy is another word for disgrace.
thank the lord for mcmuffins!